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Patrick gets home from the school.

 

Mother: “What did you do at school today, Patrick?”
Patrick: “The chemistry lesson was really great, mum! Today we made explosives*!”
Mother: “Ooh, that's really interesting!.. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”
Patrick: “What school?”

* взрывчатые вещества

- I’m selling my talking parrot.

- Why?

- Because yesterday, the bastard* tried to sell me.

* паршивец, негодяй

Little Johnny asks his father: "Where does the wind come from?"
- "I don't know"
- "Why do dogs bark?"
- "I don't know"
- "Why is the earth round?"
- "I don't know"
- "Does it disturb you that I ask so much?"
- "No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything."

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